Wednesday, February 16, 2005

W.A.S.P. newsletter #1

W.A.S.P. newsletter #1

First order of business, I move to ratify our official W.A.S.P names
St. Ellsworth and Mr. Porutugese respectively.

Second, I move to ratify the above named individuals as the founders of W.A.S.P.

Third, here is a link to an auction on ebay. i bet you could get this
for $450 or $500 cash, then pour the rest of what you were going to
spend into making it exactly as you want it.
scooter on ebay

Fourth, Dave Price has recently become the manager of Vespa Newport Beach. This is a big hookup for us. Parts, entire scoots, seats, tuneups, whatever. This is a big hookup

In closing, please second any motions you agree with for ratification, and we will be able to wrap the gavel on our first W.A.S.P. newsletter.

scooterly, and italian
St. Ellsworth

Mr. Portuguese, in response

To his holiness of the the Scoot, Saint. Ellsworth,

Forthwith I second all motions made by your person in the first official W.A.S.P newsletter.

The names of both ourselves and the organization being official, I recommend we do the only appropriate thing. This being, to lord it over all others we come in contact with who have missed their opportunity to join such a riotous (and righteous) group. This will insure both our superiority and that no one will want to join the group later on, out of jealousy and irritation at our annoying talk.

Also; I have visited the auction of note and have contacted the illustrious seller. Based on the further investigation on scooter engine-rebuild pricing etc, we may have our first addition into the W.A.S.P arsenal.

This hereby concludes my addition to the already momentous and historic W.A.S.P newsletter #1.

Sincerely,
Mr. Portuguese esq.

1 Comments:

Blogger KMOB said...

well duder, looks like the scoot got scooped. we'll find another one

9:41 PM  

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